🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

🚨 BREAKING: TRUMP’S SCOREBOARD NEEDS SOME WORK 🚨

PROMISES MADE:
✅ Strategic Bitcoin Reserve – We’ll take it. Even if it was inevitable.
❌ JFK Files – Still classified. Guess we can’t handle the truth.
❌ Epstein Files – Locked up tighter than Fort Knox (which probably also has no gold).
❌ Tallow Fries – The biggest betrayal of them all.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STANCE:
• We don’t negotiate with fiat governments, but we do expect them to keep their word.
• Bitcoin Reserve = Correct. Now release the rest of the receipts.
• The people demand hard money AND hard fat. Fix this, Donald.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Keep stacking. Keep pushing. And never settle for a 30% hit rate.

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#ReleaseTheFiles #FixTheFries #FortNakamoto