Next house to me is up for sale. I talked to prospective buyers today. They looked in their late 40s, and they said that they had a 7-year-old son. Then they asked if I had kids. I said, yes, a daughter, she's 33 and lives nearby, but separately. They looked *astonished*. WTF guys, is having kids when you're 40 the new normal now in America? Think of your health, ladies!