Springtime for Zeon (Woggy Mk II)
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"How'd I get here? Ah, it's a long story. I graduated from UMSOT (Undergrad MS Operator training) and test pilot school in '77, back when it was on side 6. Oh, yeah, back then it was something different, we didn't have mobile suits back then, it was MWOTC...
Anyways, when the war started, I was a ball pilot for a few weeks, flew three sorties and scored a lucky kill on a Zaku I, and 'cause I was the only one with a kill under my belt, I got chosen to fly with some secret squirrel things on the White Base (back then they just called it the Pegasus).
Turns out in order to work on that top secret, feddie zaku ripoff, we couldn't be active EFSF personnel. We got discharged from the service so we could fly for some private shell company. Yeah, we lost MIL benefits, but the pay was so good we figured we'd go for it. We had three weeks to study the manuals and get trained on the simulators while we flew out to our assignment. They put me on the RX-78(a3/4) , but when we were en route to rendezvous to Side 7, the EFSF gave me my walking papers.
Turns out, get...get THIS shit: They didn't "need my services any more." Can you believe that? One of the only guys trained on their new, crazy invincible MS, and they fired me.they tossed me, an ace, a qualified TEST PILOT out on my ASS. FOR A G/D FOURTEEN YEAR OLD.
Yeah, you know who?! It was the doctor's kid, right? Remember that Tamm Ray guy from the training videos? Yeah, he got HIS kid to be the gundam pilot. Oh, no they tossed all of us. The entire team of mobile suit pilots, gone. Didn't even reassign us. So we're sittin' there, just lookin out the window, watching the stars go by, just angry as all hell, y'know? Fuming. I get an idea, right? So I says to the other guys, who cares? The zeeks need us more than the feddies do, so I went up front, showed the captain our discharge papers, and turned that sum'bitch around.
Anyways, long story short, boy do those GM's explode easy! Oh man, jokes on them, the feddies drafted a LOT of stupid 14 year olds to drive those death traps.....so uh, what brings you to Axis?"
Anyways, when the war started, I was a ball pilot for a few weeks, flew three sorties and scored a lucky kill on a Zaku I, and 'cause I was the only one with a kill under my belt, I got chosen to fly with some secret squirrel things on the White Base (back then they just called it the Pegasus).
Turns out in order to work on that top secret, feddie zaku ripoff, we couldn't be active EFSF personnel. We got discharged from the service so we could fly for some private shell company. Yeah, we lost MIL benefits, but the pay was so good we figured we'd go for it. We had three weeks to study the manuals and get trained on the simulators while we flew out to our assignment. They put me on the RX-78(a3/4) , but when we were en route to rendezvous to Side 7, the EFSF gave me my walking papers.
Turns out, get...get THIS shit: They didn't "need my services any more." Can you believe that? One of the only guys trained on their new, crazy invincible MS, and they fired me.they tossed me, an ace, a qualified TEST PILOT out on my ASS. FOR A G/D FOURTEEN YEAR OLD.
Yeah, you know who?! It was the doctor's kid, right? Remember that Tamm Ray guy from the training videos? Yeah, he got HIS kid to be the gundam pilot. Oh, no they tossed all of us. The entire team of mobile suit pilots, gone. Didn't even reassign us. So we're sittin' there, just lookin out the window, watching the stars go by, just angry as all hell, y'know? Fuming. I get an idea, right? So I says to the other guys, who cares? The zeeks need us more than the feddies do, so I went up front, showed the captain our discharge papers, and turned that sum'bitch around.
Anyways, long story short, boy do those GM's explode easy! Oh man, jokes on them, the feddies drafted a LOT of stupid 14 year olds to drive those death traps.....so uh, what brings you to Axis?"
It's kinda funny how sunday night everyone was like "o fuck i take it back happenings are real i'm a believer i take it all back great depression two shiddddd its habbenin boys theres no going back when we awake monday morning everything will be forever changed"
And then monday came and went like usual and nobody even remembered the world had supposedly ended that morning.
And then monday came and went like usual and nobody even remembered the world had supposedly ended that morning.
More fun anecdotes about how wonderful life is in the military - as an officer, no less.
Also love how rah-rah military faggots have these very unpopular "OH YEAH WELL ITS CALLED DISCIPLINE EVERYONE SHOULD BE LOCKED UP FOR DOING A SINGLE MILE OVER THE SPEED LIMIT ON BASE" conversations in the public eye.
Also love how rah-rah military faggots have these very unpopular "OH YEAH WELL ITS CALLED DISCIPLINE EVERYONE SHOULD BE LOCKED UP FOR DOING A SINGLE MILE OVER THE SPEED LIMIT ON BASE" conversations in the public eye.
i know a girl who went from whore to this while also trying to be trad at the same time its sad as hell
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Keep having these genX guys try to tell me that whores won't be able to find a guy to settle down with, and it's a quaint throwback to maybe 2017 when we thought there'd be consequences for being revolting. Instead, there's always some sucker waiting in the wings to play pretend that she "turned a new leaf"
(and then she goes back to the thrills-trough when the kids are a bit older because "I deserve passion")
(and then she goes back to the thrills-trough when the kids are a bit older because "I deserve passion")
Yeah they charge per message too apparently. Some girl chimed in claiming she did it all by herself and was successful but he said all the major models it's obvious they male managed with chatters.
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Remember how the whole thing got ganked when that disney whore got on? She pretended to sell nudes for a ton of money but it was just a bikini shot from insta, so the chargebacks ended up making OF limit all those chats to $100 each. IN the beginning you could set ANY price, great for fleecing tards
There was a dude on /pol/ talking about how he basically bought a number of OF model contracts so he would manage them and take 50%. He said the most difficult thing was to get them to actually do their job, who'd have thought. But yeah he said all the successful ones use chatters and are managed by men. Apparently chatters are mainly based in the philippines, apparently there was a difference between chatters who are good for baiting people into initial interest and long term chatters.
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It’s just like sales, it’s harder than you’d think. Your job is to try and get them to edge the whole time to keep them responding over and over
If I was in a position where I was paying a lady to chat online, and then found out that I was really chatting with a dude she hired I'd unironically kill myself.
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It’s always been men. They’re the ones willing to work hard and respond to 300 messages in a day, and they actually know how to dirty talk in a way that brings in more money from their paypigs.
Pretty sure andrew tate used to brag about doing it to his camgirl’s big clients, funny enough.
Pretty sure andrew tate used to brag about doing it to his camgirl’s big clients, funny enough.
My most recent schizo theory (true) is that dravidians (as well as whatever flavor of pajeet) are naturally attuned to power dynamics so they can select the group/person most worthy of their self-debasing, sychophantic worship.
They’re just way too enraptured by jews, they’ve gotta have some natural, instinctive buzz in the back of their brains whenever they see a shekelstein-moffetz-berg that makes them know “ah, the perfect person to hitch my wagon to“
They’re just way too enraptured by jews, they’ve gotta have some natural, instinctive buzz in the back of their brains whenever they see a shekelstein-moffetz-berg that makes them know “ah, the perfect person to hitch my wagon to“
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I like brown eyeds constantly hoping for compliments on how pretty their hazels are
of all the “oh shit if I hear this song all the way through I might come undone and actually process something” pieces I can think of, “Ookami Blues“ is certainly the oddest
I just remember it being an off-key song by a wolfgirl complaining that she’s lonely and nobody loves her and her bone is salty from the tears but it’s okay because she’s too dumb to remember her situation and she’ll be fine in the morning
I just remember it being an off-key song by a wolfgirl complaining that she’s lonely and nobody loves her and her bone is salty from the tears but it’s okay because she’s too dumb to remember her situation and she’ll be fine in the morning
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Understand that stuff like is is probably meta-advertising. This guy made this receipt not to hook up with the girls, but to con retards like me into forwarding it and having other, dumber retards look up his PUA website/fitness coachin/dropshipping biz
But “beautiful nipples, princess, call me“ is a fun line
But “beautiful nipples, princess, call me“ is a fun line
Sorry bud, you could have had this but you chose “equality“ instead
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But it’s not like you made THAT bad of a trade. Look at what you got in return! Way better than some dumb carrier in space!!!
Maybe the officers do lol.
>enlisted
>at home with family
Lmao theyre on the flightline for 12 hours a day bro.
>enlisted
>at home with family
Lmao theyre on the flightline for 12 hours a day bro.
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Yeah TBH I don’t know any enlisteds, only had a couple HS friends go that way.
Guess I hang with all the airborne nobility since they have to be officers. Wait, maybe my helo buddy was a warrant officer? Something like that?
Guess I hang with all the airborne nobility since they have to be officers. Wait, maybe my helo buddy was a warrant officer? Something like that?
telling her that the ushiwakamaru outfit is traditional woggy family kitchen attire
That's all!